A Definitive Ranking of the Fast & Furious Movies

Well, since everyone else is doing it (Exhibits A, B, and C), here is my list of the best Fast & Furious movies, along with what they should have been called. Amazing that these movies used to be about people racing in the desert and now they’re essentially international superhero spies. And family.

Feel free to disagree in the comments below. As always, RIP Paul Walker – you were too beautiful for this world.

In order of worst to best:

7. Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift (Should have been Tokyo Dri3t)

6. 2 Fast 2 Furious (Should have been named exactly that)

5. Furious 6 (Should have been named Fast and Furi6)

4. Fast and Furious (Should have been named 4ast and 4urious)

3. The Fast and the Furious (Should have been named exactly that)

2. Furious 7 (Should have been named Furiou7)

1. Fast Five (Should have been named 5ast 5ive)

Unranked: Fate of the Furious F8

So tl;dr – I somewhat agree with Jianyu’s assessment:

http://weliveentertainment.com/welivetvshows/good-place-creator-addresses-fast-furious-rankings/

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